How They Look Out for Me

Have you ever looked at a map in a mall or at a rest stop along the highway? Have you ever noticed that "they" always seem to know "You Are Here"? How do they know that? Isn't it incredible?

Have you ever popped in a movie and watched the opening message to your feature presentation? Have you ever noticed that "they" always seem to know the exact size and dimensions of your tv or screen when they say that "this film has been modified to fit this screen"? How do they do that? How incredible is that?

I tell ya what, this world is certainly looking out for me! I don't know if anyone else out there receives such a personal service. I really feel special! I mean, such personalized service! What did I ever do to deserve that! Wow! It's incredible!

"You Are Here" - Wow, thanks! How did you know?
"this film has been modified to fit this screen" - Wow, that's great! I can't believe you went to all that work for me!

I tell ya what, this world is certainly good to me, always watching out for me, serving me, meeting my needs. It's great! It's incredible!